MLIA

Today, while sitting in my government class, our teacher asked us where we would go if we wanted to find out information about the white house. One obnoxious girl said “go to whitehouse.com.” Our teacher responded with, “No, that’s a porn site.” She quickly accused him asking how he knew this. His response? “I was looking on there last night and saw your picture.”

The other night, I was babysitting a little boy who loves to weigh himself every night. He never changes much, so this time, I stood on the scale behind him without him knowing. I have never seen his eyes get so big.

Today, I got a call on my cellphone from an unknown number with an out of state area code. Some random dude said, “Is Cassie there?” And I, having no idea who the caller or Cassie is, yelled back, “I thought she was with YOU! Oh Lord, did you lose her again?? I’m gonna drive around and see if I can find her.” And I hung up. Now they must either be very confused or very worried.